Back when Arnold Jackson was pondering what Willis was talkin' 'bout, I doubt he imagined that when he was 41, his mugshot would end up splashed across the interwebs. But here he is, a strikingly sad illustration of the distance from a Park Avenue penthouse to a holding pen in Santaquin, Utah:
The short story on what I'm sure was a very long night for Kettlecheeks there is that he was arrested for a civil disturbance at his home and then jailed for an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic violence charge last year. The mugshot is a pretty disturbing contrast. It wouldn't seem that the story could get worse than spending some time in the local pokey and having this picture all over the tabloid press. But this is a man who's celebrity reached its pinnacle in the 80's and has spent the latter half of his life in straight-to-DVD purgatory.
So naturally there comes a healthy aftershock to the story, some salt in the wound, wherein Kettlecheeks gets blackmailed in order to make bail (hint: like most blackmail these days, it involves nakedness). He had been cast in a mockumentary in which a group of midgets compete against sports mascots for a million-dollar prize. During the filming of this masterpiece of epic bad taste, a shot of Lil' Cheeks was captured in a shower scene and Big Cheeks got into a dispute with the producers over their intention to use the footage. According to reports, when they found out he was in jail, the producers said, "Hey, as thanks for letting us use the Lil' Cheeks footage, we'll post your bail and you'll call off your legal gnomies. Deal?" Big Cheeks spat in his hand and sealed the deal. And now he's home, which I have to wonder if that's really better than jail, given the circumstances of his arrest. For some reason this one doesn't make me hilariously sad. Just regular sad.
Yep, He's my neighbor... High rollers here. True or False,
ReplyDeleteHe uses a booster seat for his pickup?
False, He can't afford the booster, he uses used telephone books.